Politics, and Other Pains in the Neck




This week, I was struck by the rare inspiration to do some research. With the 2016 Presidential Election coming up soon, and the candidates gearing up for a marathon, I decided to check out the field. I’ve never been incredibly keen on politics—don’t get me wrong, I care about our leaders and believe voting is a great privilege of citizenship—but, the constant mudslinging and bloody battles of ego that accompany each campaign often leave a bad taste in my mouth. 

So this time around the sun, I’ve decided to bypass the televised broadcasts and radio talk-shows in favor of a little new-fangled internet research. I set out with the intention of creating an entire chart with all of the candidates’ basic views on hot-off-the-press issues, but then I realized that I was not the first to conceive this brilliant idea. 

There are many websites that have compiled candidates’ views, voting records, quotes, and more to create a vast database of political profiles…all for your viewing pleasure. Compiling a simple chart of the issues, I found, was far more complex than I have the time or energy to tackle. Turns out we are dealing with real people facing real moral decisions, and unfortunately the black-and-white chart idea wouldn’t do any of them proper justice. I decided that I would pour over the records of these men and women to find one non-obvious interesting fact about each of them! Of course, these facts are what I happen to consider interesting, and may or may not actually have anything to do with their political views or campaigns. Let the fun begin! 

Jeb Bush
 Married to his high school sweetheart, an exchange student from Mexico.
Ben Carson
 Neurosurgeon who separated Siamese Twins
Chris Christie
 His favorite song is Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen.
Ted Cruz
 His real first name is Rafael.
Carly Fiorina
 In 1977, she taught English to Italian businessmen in Bologna.
Jim Gilmore
 His favorite sport is listed as “The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing.”
Lindsey Graham
 In 1977, he created a trucking logistics company with 100 employees.
Mike Huckabee
 Sent his kid’s to public school, believes other government officials should as well.
Bobby Jindal
 He became a Christian in high school. His parents are actively Hindu and emigrated from India.
John Kasich
 As a college student, he wrote to President Nixon and was even able to meet him.
Sarah Palin
 Before Tina Fey played her on Saturday Night Live, Palin apparently was aware of their uncanny resemblance; she actually dressed up as Fey.
George Pataki
 He has two dogs, named Balto and Bradley.
Rand Paul
 He was accused of being a member of the NoZe Brotherhood, a collegiate “secret society” founded at Baylor University. The brotherhood was founded as a joke, after a founding member who had a large nose.
Rick Perry
 He studied to be a veterinarian, but Organic Chemistry made him decide to be a pilot instead.
Marco Rubio
 He has identified himself at different times as both Catholic and Mormon.
Rick Santorum
 He and his wife have eight children.
Donald Trump
 He is a member of the Board of Directors of the Police Athletic League, an organization that enables police to provide recreational sports as constructive activities for youth.
Scott Walker
 He was raised as a Pastor’s Kid, and his favorite movies are the Star Wars series.
Lincoln Chaffee
 He has a horse named Trapper.
Hillary Clinton
 She was a staff attorney on Nixon’s Watergate impeachment investigation.
Martin O’Malley
 His father’s name was Thomas O’Malley (unfortunately not O’Malley the Alley Cat), and he was an Air Force Pilot in World War II.
Bernie Sanders
 He identifies as Jewish, and has voted in many cases for the protection of animal welfare.
Jill Stein
 She grew up Jewish and married a “Protestant atheist.”
Elizabeth Warren
 She is 1/32 Cherokee, and her mother grew up in Oklahoma on a reservation.
James Webb
 He was a screenwriter and producer of the television series “Rules of Engagement” and wrote several books.

Phew! That was a lot of information, and a lot of candidates. It took me about four evenings to sift through all of it. There are eighteen Republican GOP candidates and seven Democratic candidates currently in the race for their respective primaries. For those who are interested, below are the links to the two comprehensive websites where I found this information.

VoteSmart is a great tool for at-a-glance candidate issue research. It includes everything from brief biographies to voting records and positions on key issues. It is awesome for the person who likes their research to-the-point and doesn’t want to sift through a ton of information. Just type in a candidate’s name, and bam! Everything is on one page under neat little file-folder links.

On the Issues is a more information-heavy website for the research-lover. You can click on the campaign candidates you want to research, whether it’s the high-profile 2016 Presidential Race or even local city campaigns for mayor, and find pretty much everything you ever wanted to know about a candidate. It includes bullet-points of quote and vote information under convenient headings. At the bottom of each candidate page, it includes a chart mapping out how conservative or liberal the candidate is, based on all of the information they have researched. 

You don’t have to be a hard-core politics nut to be an informed voter anymore. For those of you who don’t know how to vote, below are two resources for voters in Arkansas and Texas. 


The voting day for the primaries in Texas and Arkansas is Tuesday March 1, 2016, and the general election is in November. Happy Voting!



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